Top Best Fun Quotes

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Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.

-A. Whitney Brown

 

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

- Stephen Wright

When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter.

- Stephen Wright.

 

Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

--Sue Murphy

 

I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!'

-Bruce Baum

 

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.

- Ellen DeGeners.

 

The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.

- Salvador Dali (1904-1989)

 

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.

- Aldous Huxley (1894-1963)

 

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

- Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

 

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

 

You can observe a lot by just watching.

- Yogi Berra

 

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

- Walter Bagehot

 

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

 - Yogi Berra

 

 

 

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